Which Ugly Christmas Sweater Are You?

1

You're getting ready to host a holiday party. What kind of music do you put on?

Duh, Christmas music, the cheesier, the better

Duh, Christmas music, but not the corny stuff

Something loud to discourage talking

Break out the Beethoven: Classical

A few Halloween favorites

2

You've been invited to a white elephant holiday party. What's your go-to gift?

Lottery tickets: Everyone will be scratching their tickets instead of talking to me

Food shows people they're loved, so I give candy

Books, because no gift is better than knowledge

Alcohol — that way, everyone can get on my level

This is too easy — a white elephant statue

3

Do you like office holiday parties?

Of course, why wouldn't I?

No, no, no. Please no

Only if people can bring their significant others or families

Sure, only if we've gotten all of our work done, sure

Yep, I go for the food!

4

What's your favorite holiday movie?

"It's a Wonderful Life"

"Home Alone"

"A Christmas Story"

"National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation"

"White Christmas"

5

What is your ideal present to get for the holidays?

Cash or gift cards — because nobody knows what I like, anyway

Anything is okay; just knowing someone was thinking of me is enough

Technology, especially if it will require some engineering to set up

Books (or e-books), something that won't require too much interaction with a person

Booze, and ideally someone to share it with

6

What Christmas character is your favorite?

Santa Claus

Rudolph

Frosty

The Grinch

Krampus

7

What's your ideal Christmas vacation destination?

On my couch with Netflix, Amazon and Hulu at the ready

Somewhere I can put my toes in some warm sand

Wherever my loved ones are

Where else? Santa Claus, Indiana

My den, so I can catch up on my reading

8

Which old-school Christmas story is your favorite?

"Gift of the Magi," O. Henry

"A Christmas Carol," Charles Dickens

"The Little Match Girl," Hans Christian Andersen

"A Visit From St. Nicholas ('Twas the Night Before Christmas)," Clement Clark Moore

"A Letter From Santa Claus," Mark Twain

9

What's your favorite thing about the holidays?

Being with my family and friends

Presents, especially giving (I want to know I got the perfect gift for everyone)

Parties, especially ones with open bars and great food

Snow, because who doesn't love trips that take three times longer than they should?

Time off work, and time away from my coworkers

10

It's time to sit down for dinner; what's the first thing you go for?

Cranberry sauce, thanks to its many health benefits

Fruitcake — someone's gotta eat it, right?

Ham, just like me (cue rimshot)

Stuffing, and hopefully it's dry, so I won't be able to talk much

Pie with a little whipped cream (or is that whipped cream with a little pie?)

Which Ugly Christmas Sweater Are you?